Interstellar Adventures

December 16, 2005

Tequila Christmas Cake

Filed under: Uncategorized — by InterstellarLass @ 4:55 pm

I thought I’d share another favorite recipe of mine. 😉 *wink, wink*

1 cup butter&#160                        1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar                         1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar         Lemon juice
4 large eggs                        Nuts
1 bottle tequila                     2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup…just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl in the shtink. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.


  1. now that’s a recipe i’d be happy to make!!!

    Comment by Better Safe Than Sorry — December 16, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |Reply

  2. I laughed so hard I cried. I gotta share this with the world.

    Comment by Coyote Mike — December 16, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |Reply

  3. That’s too freaking funny! And too close to reality…. ahem. I’m o.k. now!

    Comment by Carnealian — December 16, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |Reply

  4. Love this one! ….hic!….

    Comment by Marie — December 17, 2005 @ 8:01 am |Reply

  5. Sounds tasty…I believe I’ll try it!!

    Comment by poopie — December 17, 2005 @ 10:10 am |Reply

  6. I sent this to my mom, my aunts, and several friends. I have gotten replies of giggles on multiple levels.

    Congrats on making people feel good.

    Comment by Coyote Mike — December 17, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |Reply

  7. Laughed my ass off!!

    I sent this to my mom. I hope she gets as much enjoyment out of it as I did.


    Comment by UziCue — December 18, 2005 @ 9:05 am |Reply

  8. Have you been snooping around in my cookbook? 😉


    Comment by michaelm — December 19, 2005 @ 4:27 am |Reply

  9. How many samples do you suggest? 🙂

    Comment by Jolynn — December 19, 2005 @ 7:46 am |Reply

  10. Will certainly try, perhaps replacing with gin

    Comment by culfy — December 19, 2005 @ 9:05 am |Reply

  11. I LOVE tequila….this is PERFECT for me!

    Comment by jules — December 19, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |Reply

  12. Now this is a recipe I can believe in….

    I’m sure it would banish my blahs away….

    Comment by The Womanmoose — December 19, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |Reply

  13. ha ha like the bit about the cat licking the counter

    Comment by The Wisdom of Wislon — December 20, 2005 @ 8:03 am |Reply

  14. OMG, that was awesome!!

    Comment by Uisce — December 20, 2005 @ 10:22 am |Reply

  15. I love this. I think I’ll just take my tequila on the couch–save the cleanup with the cat 🙂

    Comment by Running2Ks — December 20, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |Reply

  16. That is hysterical. I’m sending it to all my friends.

    Comment by catherine ryan — December 23, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |Reply

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