Interstellar Adventures

December 20, 2005

Remember When???

Filed under: Uncategorized — by InterstellarLass @ 3:00 pm

I’ve seen this on a couple of blogs, so I’m going to take the cheap way out of a post today and use this. I think I know who will shock me and who will make me laugh, so let’s see if you can prove me right or wrong. 🙂

If you read this, and you happen to have a few seconds and a dollop of creativity to spare, please post a comment with a completely made up (read: FICTIONAL) memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good or bad – but it has to be fake.

When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don’t actually remember about you. Try it, it’s fun!

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12 Comments »

  1. Remember when I was going to take Zed and Elle to DisneyLand, but instead I drove them to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “DisneyLand burned down.” They cried and cried, but I think that deep down they thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but then it was getting pretty late, and it was time for cocktails.

    Kelpy

    Comment by Anonymous — December 20, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |Reply

  2. Remember when we were arrested at the Mexican border on our way back from Cancun? The police locked us in cells next to each other, with only a pair of buckets for relief. Then, after a week, you seduced the guards into unlocking your cell and you dropped them all with kung fu, then grabbed the keys and let me out. We both grabbed shotguns and ran out of town into the desert. We survived on cacti water and scorpion meat. At night, we had to huddle under a single serape that we stole off a clothesline. We swam across the Rio Grande and had a gun battle with a biker gang made up entierly of Republicans. We stole a pair of Harleys and rode off into the sunset until we got to your place. And that is the story of how you got the knife fight scar on your left, umm, chest 😉

    Comment by Coyote Mike — December 20, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |Reply

  3. remember when we went skiing in andorra last year? it was our first time. it was our second lesson and our instructor took us on the ski lift one at a time. i went on first and then you did. you’d just got on the lift and it started to move when you looked down and realised one of your ski’s had come off. it was so funny, you had to hold on to the instructor and balance on one ski when you got off. oh how i laughed!!

    Comment by The Toothfairy — December 21, 2005 @ 9:10 am |Reply

  4. K, I’m not sure you’re going to remember this, but when I came to visit you, you know for our birthday’s, and you took me out to teach me how to two step. Well, we were two-steppin at Gilly’s and between all the dancing and having to fend off all the delicious young men, we were doing shots of Blue Agave Tequila. Well, it seems that somehow, our clothes fell off…right there in the middle of Gilly’s! Are you remembering this now? Then, for some reason you got it in your head you had to ride the mechanical bull. Well, you can imagine the site! Lass, naked on a bucking bronco! I think they upped the cover charge to Gilly’s just to see it! Somehow we found our clothing and high tailed it out of there just before the police arrived. I just have one question…how is it we ended up at South Fork ranch with a giant hooka and all those people we didn’t know?

    Comment by Carnealian — December 21, 2005 @ 11:09 am |Reply

  5. Interstellar Lass, do you remember when we got married, we were so poor we couldn’t afford a honeymoon (you gave away the honeymoon funds to investors in our bank). Then our children came along and we were still poor, but we were happy. One day, however, my employee lost the bank deposits which meant I had to go to jail. I went and threw myself in the river, but I was rescued by an Angel who showed me an alternative view of life were I wasn’t born and you were a lonely spinster working at the library. Then I ran home, relieved that you were still alive.

    Or was that just me?

    Comment by culfy — December 21, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |Reply

  6. Remember when you got to go to the Boston Marathon as a kid. I was the great American hope in the race. I came in 4th behind 3 guys from Kenya. You asked for my autograph after the race. So I signed it, “To Lass. Never forget this day. Some day you will run a marathon. And it’s gonna hurt.”

    You’re welcome, by the way.

    Oh, and the next time I saw you was at some club in Texas. You were naked on a mechanical bull. I’ve never looked at Urban Cowboy the same again.

    Comment by Bone — December 21, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |Reply

  7. Remember that time you killed a man in Reno just to watch him die?
    No?
    – Jenny E/B

    Comment by Anonymous — December 21, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |Reply

  8. Do you remember the time when I first gave you your nickname? If I recall, it had nothing to do with outer space, although we did go around the galaxy a few times… I think it was about 10 years ago, and you were at that Star Trek Convention looking all out of place in that Princess Leia gold bikini outfit. And me in my Andorian blue came and rescued you from all those Klingon jerks that were just laughing at you for being at the wrong convention. I held you until my makeup mixed with your tears, and you started playing with my antennae… That was a special, special day.

    And then we went to Waffle House.

    Comment by Barry — December 21, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |Reply

  9. Oh, and just as an aside – I’m all for naked women, but the idea of seeing one on a mechanical bull just makes my eyes hurt…

    Comment by Barry — December 21, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |Reply

  10. Remember that time we went dancing all night the night before a marathon? We managed to make it to the start and as we passed the halfway point some guy in the crowd yelled, “Hey! It’s those two naked mechanical bull riders. Get ’em!”

    PR’s for us both!

    Comment by abbynormal — December 22, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |Reply

  11. I can’t believe that no one else has brought this memory up yet! Do you remember the time we went into outer space and ran into Interplanet Janet? Imagine her thinking that earthlings are wierd…she’s strange, but she did take us to that cool place on Pluto with the funny drinks.

    Comment by Renee — December 22, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |Reply

  12. Remember that time when you got so drunk at the new year’s eve party that I had to drive you home? We were in my beat-up Cavalier with no heat, and it was like 12degrees outside. We pulled up next to a Mustang with hot guys in it, and you started flirting with them. But then you were kissing them on the window, and your tongue got stuck, just like that kid in A Christmas Story. Then they told everyone in school about. Every time I see that movie, I think of you.

    Comment by catherine ryan — December 23, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |Reply


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