Interstellar Adventures

January 23, 2006

There will be a test later…

Filed under: Uncategorized — by InterstellarLass @ 11:09 am

Ten Top Trivia Tips about InterstellarLass!

  • The air around InterstellarLass is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  • That’s right. I’ll make you melt like butter.

  • Early thermometers were filled with InterstellarLass instead of mercury.
  • Feel your temperature rising?

  • InterstellarLass is the smallest of Jupiter’s many moons.
  • Hey, at least I’m the smallest of something.

  • The risk of being struck by InterstellarLass is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  • If you’re lucky.

  • The opposite sides of InterstellarLass always add up to seven.
  • Depending on which day of the week you catch us me.

  • The most dangerous form of InterstellarLass is the bicycle.
  • Seems to be where I get most of my bumps and scrapes.

  • InterstellarLass was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  • Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight, aaaa-aa-afternoon deliiiiight…

  • A lump of InterstellarLass the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  • Stretchable…

  • Scientists have discovered that InterstellarLass can smell the presence of autism in children.
  • Finally, a scientific benefit to InterstellarLass.

  • InterstellarLassomancy is the art of telling the future with InterstellarLass.
  • Only Nick is lucky enough to have been the beneficiary of this vision. 😉

I am interested in – do tell me aboutherhimitthem
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12 Comments »

  1. Cocaine, huh? Kind of scary. That’s cute.

    Comment by Jolynn — January 24, 2006 @ 10:18 am |Reply

  2. I read about your moon dust recently somewhere.

    Cocaine eh, weheey that’ll get you spinning in an orbit of your own 😉

    Comment by The Wisdom of Wislon — January 24, 2006 @ 11:50 am |Reply

  3. hehehe, I stole this and confused Carney 😛

    Comment by Coyote Mike — January 24, 2006 @ 12:46 pm |Reply

  4. “Barkeep? I’ll have whatever she’s having… and make it a double.”

    Comment by FTS — January 24, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |Reply

  5. Really funny answers there!

    Comment by Jean-Luc Picard — January 24, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |Reply

  6. yes ma’am, I’ll join FTS in having whatever the bartender is fixing for you!
    Is it me, or are you just slightly more delirious since you got married? or is this the REAL you? LOL!!!
    Keep ’em coming!

    Comment by Laura — January 24, 2006 @ 4:06 pm |Reply

  7. Is it me, or is it hot in here?

    Comment by abbynormal — January 24, 2006 @ 5:32 pm |Reply

  8. sweet, drinks, i’m in too.
    haven’t heard that afternoon delight song in years.

    Comment by Better Safe Than Sorry — January 24, 2006 @ 8:17 pm |Reply

  9. HEHE! That’s awesome! Thanks for the laughs

    Comment by SquashedToad — January 24, 2006 @ 9:36 pm |Reply

  10. I did this for my name and it had weird and somewhat gross anwers. I didn’t even want to post it.

    Comment by Jolynn — January 25, 2006 @ 9:19 am |Reply

  11. Haha, when I first started reading, I just thought you were full of yourself. lol

    Might steal this one myself 😉

    Comment by Bone — January 25, 2006 @ 11:39 am |Reply

  12. Okay..you were right…you were FUNNY..haha..

    Comment by Sandy — January 25, 2006 @ 1:20 pm |Reply


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