Interstellar Adventures

May 16, 2006

Pinch of the Personal Trainer

Filed under: Training — by InterstellarLass @ 12:57 pm

Well, at least I don’t need help lifting my wallet anymore. Yesterday I went and joined a gym again. I need to balance my outdoor running cardio with weightlifting and get a boost at getting in shape. Well, a different shape then I’m in now anyway.

The company I work for has a number of discounts at different gyms, and I selected one close to my house. The trainer I met with was about 5 inches shorter than me, looked like he might have been on ‘roids, had shaved everything, and smelled like baby lotion. (I love the smell of babies and all, but baby lotion just gets to me for some reason. Baby powder and all the other sweet smells are one thing, but ewww! that pink stuff is gross.)

Anyway. The monthly dues are low, but damn. I’m in the wrong business. I need to be a private personal trainer. Sessions run between $52 (discounted) up to $75 an hour at the gym. Can you imagine what some people pay for trainers to come to them? Then comes the personal cookbook and training regimen, and then the big bucks come flowing in…

I’ve got to call my assigned trainer, LaShonda, back today and make an appointment with her. I’m sure there will be weighing and measuring and whatnot going on. I’ll probably tear up a bit. Then, in 9 weeks, after 2 sessions per week with the trainer, there will be more weighing, measuring and whatnot going on. And hopefully by then I’ll be smiling.

13 Comments »

  1. I’ve been looking at gyms here, and haven’t decided whether or not to sign up yet. I want to get involved in weight lifting again… not to bulk up, just to keep toned.
    Sure wish we lived near each other so we could motivate each other to go!
    Wasn’t surprised to read what the trainers are charging, but…you’re right about the money. chaCHING!
    good luck with the workouts!

    Comment by Laura — May 16, 2006 @ 1:49 pm |Reply

  2. Uggh, I need to get my butt in gear — I was doing pretty well with the elliptical thingy for a while, until I started all these projects. hmm…

    Comment by Uisce — May 16, 2006 @ 1:56 pm |Reply

  3. $75 and hour?! And they don’t even have plumber butt!

    Comment by abbynormal — May 16, 2006 @ 2:01 pm |Reply

  4. I always refused to go to a personal trainer. I didn’t want to get some little pixie that I could be really mean to and have to pay tons of money for the satisfaction of doing that.

    Most of the personal trainers at my gym were out of shape anyway. Why would I take instruction from them??

    Good luck!

    Comment by Carnealian — May 16, 2006 @ 3:07 pm |Reply

  5. Hi Lass!

    Good luck with the training. I think men who shave themselves all over are kinda weird. Call me old fashioned, but men should be a little hairy.

    Comment by NittanyBri — May 16, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |Reply

  6. I feel your pain… the money and the need to work out… both sucky!!

    Comment by Kristin — May 16, 2006 @ 5:17 pm |Reply

  7. Good luck with that. I need a personal trainer just to give me the kick in the ass I need to get up and MOVE!

    Comment by Keb — May 16, 2006 @ 5:33 pm |Reply

  8. I hope you’re smiling when it’s all over. For $75 an hour, you should be.

    Love your descrip of the trainer… short, roids, baby oil. ROFL

    Comment by Bone — May 16, 2006 @ 11:12 pm |Reply

  9. I’m just glad your trainers not some young, hot looking guy in fantastic shape. Otherwise I might be forced to put my book down, get out of the chair and do a push up or two. Pheww…

    Comment by An Observer — May 17, 2006 @ 8:59 am |Reply

  10. Good luck, Lass! Baby Lotion on a pumped up man = gross!

    I’m taking a water aerobics class at the local Y, and when I see all the equipment around the place I remember back to when I was really fit (before I was married… LOL!). Someday…

    Comment by Marie — May 17, 2006 @ 9:25 am |Reply

  11. Good luck!! I know in nine weeks you’re going to look fab. I know that if anyone can do it, it’s you miss marathon runner.

    Comment by Jolynn — May 17, 2006 @ 12:50 pm |Reply

  12. How is the training going? I’ve met with trainers in the past, at my gym you get a few free sessions a year, and it’s always great to get a new workout program IMO. Let me know what kind of suggestions the trainer makes, I’m still trying to figure out a good balance of running/weight training.

    Comment by Indigo — May 24, 2006 @ 9:21 am |Reply

  13. Have any of you considered online personal training? I am just getting my website together to start offering this for clients that live outside my area. It’s also a much more affordable option, although obviously there are some limitations.

    About the fees… it’s very difficult to stay booked solid for a full 40 hour week… and gym trainers are only getting about a 50% cut of those fees. But you are correct in that some trainers that are booked solid and on their own can do quite well for themselves.

    Mike

    Comment by Online Personal Training — September 11, 2007 @ 4:39 pm |Reply


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