Interstellar Adventures

August 11, 2006

#1 Search Terms

Filed under: Brain Farts,Funnies — by InterstellarLass @ 7:36 am

First off, congrats to the Power G**glers that figured out that Team America: World Police is the movie other than a Star Trek film that uses Qapla. Nick made me watch it. It was awful. Interestingly enough, or not, the night after I posed this bit of trivia, I was watching Southpark, and it was used again…this time by a cuckoo-for-coco-puffs Mel Gibson running around in his underwear and shouting “Qapla! Qapla! Qapla!”. It premiered before recent incidents as well…funny!

We all have stat counters, and we all watch our hits go up, and we all wonder how people get to our site. I’ve had some funny ones, but unlike Lucinda (or Lindsay, whichever you prefer, she still rocks) I’m not creative enough to come up with a really juicy snark on people. Plus it would look like I’m totally stealing one of her segments. I am not a thief! But I was noticing I’m getting a lot of hits from search terms, and so I G**gled them to see where I fell in ranking. The following search terms resulted in me being the #1 hit.

  • Workout Divas – I snark on these two ladies at the gym just one time, and look!
  • + “i love pantyhose” =blog – Great. Now the fetish people have me in their crosshairs.
  • teen baby sister – Uh. I’m not sure if this is good or bad.
  • “dr pain” blog – Again with the fetish. I really must find a new nickname for him.
  • wild west relay pictures – Your one-stop-shop for all the greatness that is the Wild West Relay. Next year, next year.
  • autumn equinox 15k – Maybe the race directors should advertise with me. Give me money!
  • why leg goes numb when running – Well, if I have to have a sciatic nerve issue, at least it’s getting me hits.
  • “interstellar lass” – Gasp! People are actually looking for little ‘ol me?!? Shocking!
  • “funny menu names” – Well, who doesn’t want a chuckle over dinner? Good way to break the ice on a first date.
  • dancing naked in the moonlight – Doesn’t everyone?
  • ta daaaa – A dramatic exclamation never felt so good!
  • “lacy pink bra” – I don’t own one!

So there you go. I’m sure there are more, and there were a few I was too scared to search. Naked mechanical bull riding? Uh no. Thanks. Actually…on second thought…


  1. Say what you will about the movie, but it made some great points. F**k Yeah!

    Comment by nickphilips — August 11, 2006 @ 8:05 am |Reply

  2. AWESOME! 🙂

    Comment by Lucinda — August 11, 2006 @ 8:27 am |Reply

  3. I liked team america, but we all have our own tastes. It’s def got a special kind of humor!

    Blog searches are always strange…

    Thanks for visiting me!

    Comment by goofy girl — August 11, 2006 @ 9:00 am |Reply

  4. I just couldn’t get around the puppet sex scene thing. WHat do you do with the strings? Someone was gonna lose a wooden eye.

    Comment by Surrender Dorothy — August 11, 2006 @ 9:13 am |Reply

  5. LOL I get the oddest search engine hits too! Hey, update your blogger profile so that it points here, visiting from Carmen’s and had to go thru your old blog ;).

    Comment by MamaDuck — August 11, 2006 @ 9:19 am |Reply

  6. It never fails to amaze me what people type into google. just AMAZING. where do these people LIVE?!!!

    Comment by Laura — August 11, 2006 @ 9:37 am |Reply

  7. Team America. That the one with big-headed animated people?

    Hmmm, your stat counter exercise has me curious!

    Comment by AbbyNormal — August 11, 2006 @ 12:53 pm |Reply

  8. I love these Some of the ones I get are a little too creepy to share.

    Comment by KaraMia — August 11, 2006 @ 2:10 pm |Reply

  9. you have to do an article on naked mechanical bullriding. and something about Jessica Simpson. Both in the same post. It’s wrong, but someone in the world will type in just about anything.

    Comment by Kristen — August 11, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |Reply

  10. A provacative post title seems to get a lot of hits; no surprise there!

    Comment by Jean-Luc Picard — August 12, 2006 @ 5:15 am |Reply

  11. Some of those search words are something else! hehe… now I’ curious to what keywords people are using to find my site… mmmm….

    Comment by froggie — August 12, 2006 @ 9:28 am |Reply

  12. I haven’t checked out my search terms in a while…maybe it’s about time I gave them another look for the giggle!

    Comment by Claire — August 12, 2006 @ 1:05 pm |Reply

  13. G**glers crack me up! You have some really interesting ones!

    Comment by shpprgrl — August 13, 2006 @ 12:44 pm |Reply

  14. Those are great! I have a new stat counter and can’t for the life of me figure out how to check the search words.

    Comment by Gypsy — August 14, 2006 @ 7:58 am |Reply

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