Interstellar Adventures

September 8, 2006

And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…

Filed under: Funnies — by InterstellarLass @ 8:35 am

Some of the more interesting searches people have executed and then found me. Really. Why do people wonder these things?

ass hair sweat – OK Sasquatch. Get out the depillatory cream and have at it.

sweaty women work out – Yes, when people exercise they sweat. Even women. Yeah, yeah, there’s the whole “I don’t sweat, I glow thing” but it’s just B.S. When I work out, I sweat.

fried egg on bald head – I hadn’t thought of this before…but maybe we’ll have to give it a try with Nick!

Warn women about my ex – Oooh! This is a good one! What did he do? Is he a real ass? Please send pictures and we’ll put out an APB to avoid him!

I lost control of my bladder after I run – Well, depending on how far you ran, this could be possible. But, also consider that it may be just sweat. I too thought I lost control of my bladder once, but it just turned out to be sweat from my shorts. Thank goodness.

my sister is taller – Rub it in. Those two inches meant a lot to me. 

Do you, did you, were you – Do I what? Did I what? Was I? My curiosity is getting the better of me!

ice bath tortures – I hear it’s actually better to do this in a large trash can rather than the bathtub. Makes sense. Just make sure you can get out by yourself!

kids running wild – Not at my house. Banshees are banned.

wish you a happy life together – Awww! Thanks!

Have a great weekend! Nick and I are still recovering from our headcold/sinus infections. I must warn you that Claritin D will dry you out. Like the desert. I’m not sure what’s worse. Stuffy sinuses or dry sinuses.

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