Interstellar Adventures

September 8, 2006

And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…

Filed under: Funnies — by InterstellarLass @ 8:35 am

Some of the more interesting searches people have executed and then found me. Really. Why do people wonder these things?

ass hair sweat – OK Sasquatch. Get out the depillatory cream and have at it.

sweaty women work out – Yes, when people exercise they sweat. Even women. Yeah, yeah, there’s the whole “I don’t sweat, I glow thing” but it’s just B.S. When I work out, I sweat.

fried egg on bald head – I hadn’t thought of this before…but maybe we’ll have to give it a try with Nick!

Warn women about my ex – Oooh! This is a good one! What did he do? Is he a real ass? Please send pictures and we’ll put out an APB to avoid him!

I lost control of my bladder after I run – Well, depending on how far you ran, this could be possible. But, also consider that it may be just sweat. I too thought I lost control of my bladder once, but it just turned out to be sweat from my shorts. Thank goodness.

my sister is taller – Rub it in. Those two inches meant a lot to me. 

Do you, did you, were you – Do I what? Did I what? Was I? My curiosity is getting the better of me!

ice bath tortures – I hear it’s actually better to do this in a large trash can rather than the bathtub. Makes sense. Just make sure you can get out by yourself!

kids running wild – Not at my house. Banshees are banned.

wish you a happy life together – Awww! Thanks!

Have a great weekend! Nick and I are still recovering from our headcold/sinus infections. I must warn you that Claritin D will dry you out. Like the desert. I’m not sure what’s worse. Stuffy sinuses or dry sinuses.

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15 Comments »

  1. Oh man, people search for the strangest things.

    Comment by Gypsy — September 8, 2006 @ 8:56 am |Reply

  2. Weird. It makes you think how some search.

    Comment by Jean-Luc Picard — September 8, 2006 @ 11:09 am |Reply

  3. So, like, I was just on google and like,I was doing this search for, like, SWEAT and I found you! Like, how cool is that?

    You’re in for it now, lassie. 🙂

    Comment by vicki — September 8, 2006 @ 11:59 am |Reply

  4. Those are good ones. I get boring searches these days. Like when I quote or song or something. Those are the hits I get. Sometimes people search my name and I often wonder if they’re searching for me in particular or someone else? I really like the woman warning about her ex. That’s awesome. Maybe I should search that.

    Comment by Jolynn — September 8, 2006 @ 3:08 pm |Reply

  5. Scary, the thought of who or what you get linked with!

    My hit counter crapped out on me about a month ago, maybe time to get a new one? Or maybe it’s best not to know.

    Comment by AbbyNormal — September 8, 2006 @ 3:49 pm |Reply

  6. Ha! Those are funny. Yea, you never know what kinda freaks are out there looking for some pics of sweaty women at the gym and then the S & M torture of an ice bath afterwards. The ass hair thing…yikes, don’t want to know. Depilitory cream in the heiney?? Yowch! You guys need to feed each other some chicken soup in bed.

    Comment by carnealian — September 8, 2006 @ 5:16 pm |Reply

  7. ooooohhh, I got a link for you, It’s a site where you can go and put your story about your terrible ex up to warn all other women away. You can bet i’ve already checked for mine…lol

    http://dontdatehimgirl.com/

    Comment by KaraMia — September 8, 2006 @ 5:17 pm |Reply

  8. My best one for the week is: “Did Raven Symone have a miscarriage?” How in the hell does that link to me?????

    The one I get most often? “Las Vegas Fuck Buddies”

    Sheesh.

    Comment by kristin — September 8, 2006 @ 10:36 pm |Reply

  9. fried egg on bald egg- is there anything to wonder other than it’s either soothingly smoothe or it’s a messy way to eat your eggs!

    may the sinuses clear and the force of a clear nosey be with you both!

    Comment by wisbo — September 9, 2006 @ 7:13 am |Reply

  10. i have no idea how to check that out on mine, i always assume people just follow links when they land on mine for the first time.
    get some rest, hope you two are feeling better soon!

    Comment by better safe than sorry — September 9, 2006 @ 1:56 pm |Reply

  11. some of the search terms people come up with really are hysterical. I get a lot with ‘ass’ in them – because of the ‘ass’ post I did.
    wc

    Comment by writerchick — September 9, 2006 @ 3:52 pm |Reply

  12. Some of those are just bizarre!

    Comment by Claire — September 10, 2006 @ 10:56 am |Reply

  13. You’re knitting in lieu of reading? Lucky you! I wish I was back to knitting again- that’s a goal for this coming week as one of my best knitting buddies is coming to visit and we’re going to scope out chicago’s best yarn shops. I did unpack my wool and needles today- I’ll post a picture of my new “workspace” in the coming week. I want to see pictures of the blanket and striped sweater please…

    Comment by vicki — September 10, 2006 @ 1:50 pm |Reply

  14. Truly frightening. People are weird.

    Comment by Jen — September 10, 2006 @ 4:14 pm |Reply

  15. erthhhhhhhhhhhhththrewewe

    Comment by azqsadagfq — May 10, 2011 @ 6:20 am |Reply


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