Yeah, I’m pretty sure “It’s hard getting my tongue to work that way.” was my quote last weekend. It seems I need to work on my inunciation. Is it a symptom of something when your tongue gets lazy? I mean something other than being drunk, which I’m not. At least not at this moment.
I think I’ve lost sharpness. Like my vertical hold is off or something. My mind is no longer clear. I don’t remember things. If it didn’t happen in the last 24 hours, it’s gone.
I smell pencil shavings. But there are no pencils around. Last week I smelled fish outside. Other strange smells have been doing a hit-and-run on my senses lately.
Maybe I have a tumor.
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If that were happening to me, I would claim I had a tumor or was having a stroke. Maybe it’s old age. Someone IS having a birthday soon!
Comment by carnealian — November 17, 2006 @ 1:40 pm |
Maybe you’re pregnant! :-0
Uhhh. Unless it’s a miracle, it’s not possible.
~IL
Comment by Marie — November 17, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
Ha, all I keep hearing is Arnold from Kindergarten Cop saying “It’s not a tu-MAH” Do you know what I am talking about? hahaha
Comment by Kate — November 17, 2006 @ 4:22 pm |
You’re not drunk? You sure?
Comment by AbbyNormal — November 17, 2006 @ 4:35 pm |
Smells can be signs of alot of things. People with migrains say they smell things first sometimes. Did you do online research? Call the doc, just to be sure!
If it makes you feel better I found myself calling out my sons football team name and leaving some letters out.. Go Titans doesn’t sound as good when you say Go Ti..ans…
sigh
Comment by KaraMia — November 17, 2006 @ 5:26 pm |
Believe me, the quest for clarity is the single largest issue I have with the whole aging business. But you don’t seem old enough to have these problems! LOL. I’m 45, that’s my excuse. Maybe you just have so much on your plate lately that your brain is slowing down, trying to pace itself?
Comment by Laura — November 18, 2006 @ 8:56 am |
Weird smells are well, weird. But what is even weirder is you might be right. Maybe you just have a really keen sense of smell and you’re just developing it, like the characters on Heroes. It’s a much cooler and optimistic theory, isn’t it?
Comment by Janet — November 18, 2006 @ 9:53 am |
OK.. the smell thing I can’t help with… and ummm.. the tu-mah thing I can’t help with either… but I’m with Kate… Kindergarten Cop was such a great movie… the memory thing????? Well I can’t help with that either… but I can sympathise completely…. I have NOOOO memory at all… unless I write everything down.. which explains the 100’s of pencils I have all over my desk at work…
I’m buggered if I can remember things from yesterday let alone last week…. though I do recall that I just pee’d my pants a little watching Borat on Jay Leno…
Comment by Carol-anne — November 18, 2006 @ 3:03 pm |
tumor. stroke. menopause. Probably just too much life. What you do, when you start getting fuzzy, is hone it into a full blown routine of eccentricities. Works for me.
Comment by vicki — November 20, 2006 @ 8:53 am |
I always think I have a tumor, which I’m pretty sure is a sickness in and of itself. Honestly, I went to the doctor once, because I was certain I had a brain tumor because of what I now know to be “stress” headaches. sheesh!
Comment by Jolynn — November 20, 2006 @ 11:26 am |
I am losing my ever-loving mind. Wanna know the words I’m using most often lately? Thingamajig. Whodeewhatsit. Doodad.
Comment by Gypsy — November 20, 2006 @ 11:42 am |