Interstellar Adventures

December 20, 2006

Christmas Funnies

Filed under: Funnies — by InterstellarLass @ 10:30 am

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia – I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and…
6. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 
7. Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 
8. Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why 
9. Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is
France so far away? 
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …

And, special, just for my honey bunny Nick…

11. General Anxiety Disorder – The Twelve Days of Christmas!?!? 12 days! How am I supposed to get all these things in 12 days! I’ll never get it all done. And who wants a pear tree anway? Can you get them at the store? A partridge? WTH? Would they settle for a Partridge Family DVD? Where do you even find French Hens? How can you tell the difference between French Hens and regular hens? Do the French ones surrender their eggs??? Gahhh!

Just wait…one day it’ll happen…

Techie Christmas


  1. Love it! Thanks for posting these… what a great way to begin my day. Coffee and Christmas Funnies!!

    Comment by froggie — December 20, 2006 @ 10:51 am |Reply

  2. Absolutely brilliant!! Very funny!!

    Comment by Claire — December 20, 2006 @ 11:04 am |Reply

  3. too funny! #6 is my favorite.

    Comment by creative-type dad — December 20, 2006 @ 11:26 am |Reply

  4. I’m living with #9. Three little hyperactive elves.

    Comment by ben — December 20, 2006 @ 12:29 pm |Reply

  5. Hilarious! I love it!

    I’ll have to show dh the comic, as programmer he’ll appreciate it 🙂

    Comment by Jen — December 20, 2006 @ 2:07 pm |Reply

  6. HA! Thanks for that!

    Sad thing is, I can think of disturbed people for each of those carols!

    Comment by AbbyNormal — December 20, 2006 @ 2:26 pm |Reply

  7. I love six!

    Comment by KaraMia — December 20, 2006 @ 3:17 pm |Reply

  8. I totally identify with that last one. Happy Holidays!

    Comment by J.Bradford — December 20, 2006 @ 3:36 pm |Reply

  9. Oh those are too funny!! I’m definitely ADD!!

    Comment by carnealian — December 20, 2006 @ 7:55 pm |Reply

  10. Oh that cartoon is a groaner. Yoiks. They already are having the cellular guys outshining santa on TV – now this. I’ll have to move to my cave soon.

    Comment by writerchick — December 21, 2006 @ 1:22 pm |Reply

  11. Here’s one more
    Passive-Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

    Comment by Warrior Knitter — December 21, 2006 @ 9:37 pm |Reply

  12. #9 has just had me, the hubby and MBM in stitches!!

    Comment by serendipity — December 23, 2006 @ 11:19 am |Reply

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