Christmas Funnies

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia – I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and…
6. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 
7. Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 
8. Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why 
9. Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is
France so far away? 
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …

And, special, just for my honey bunny Nick…

11. General Anxiety Disorder – The Twelve Days of Christmas!?!? 12 days! How am I supposed to get all these things in 12 days! I’ll never get it all done. And who wants a pear tree anway? Can you get them at the store? A partridge? WTH? Would they settle for a Partridge Family DVD? Where do you even find French Hens? How can you tell the difference between French Hens and regular hens? Do the French ones surrender their eggs??? Gahhh!

Just wait…one day it’ll happen…