Interstellar Adventures

August 14, 2007

Product Development

Filed under: Funnies,Married Life,Mr. Wonderful — by InterstellarLass @ 10:09 am

Animals are attracted by scents. Different species have their smells. The male animals can smell when a female is in heat. Other males can smell the alpha male’s territory by the scent they leave behind. Family members identify each other through smell. Natural phermones and all that stuff.

While I don’t think I can ever go so far au naturale as Matthew Mcconaughey (he claims to have not worn deodorant in way too many years), I have to admit, as a woman, I kind of like it when my man smells a little sweaty. There’s a certain raw sexiness to the natural smell of a man.

Last night, laying in bed, I caught a whiff of Nick, and the phermones did their job. I’ve heard of perfumers using phermones in their scents to make them more attractive to the opposite sex. And so I joked to him that we should bottle his sexy smell. But then I decided it wouldn’t work, because part of the attraction to me is his hairy chest. Nick’s reply:

“Well, we’ll throw a couple of chest hairs in the bottle too. It’ll be like the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle.”

I laughed my ass off. Moment gone.

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4 Comments »

  1. you can call it Eau de Nick! I can picture your eBay store now…. 😉

    Yeah, the textured background is going to be a little tricky. 😀 Fur-o-vision.

    ~IL

    Comment by Marie — August 14, 2007 @ 11:41 am |Reply

  2. ROFL!!! I love a hairy chest!! It is very sexy! In ancient Greece, the atheletes used to coat themselves in olive oil and after a big fight, match, whatever when they were good and sweaty, bloody and dirty, they’d scrape off all the oil, blood, dirt, etc. and bottle it for all their adoring female fans. yum.

    I knew we’d have at least one volunteer tester out there! A secret: I had no idea what goodness I was missing with the hairiness before Nick. New world my friend, new world.

    ~IL

    Comment by carnealian — August 14, 2007 @ 7:50 pm |Reply

  3. Hey it might work. It’s different.
    WC

    Heh heh. Yeah. I think it’d be a select market thought. We’d have to do some refining to broaden our sales base.

    ~IL

    Comment by writerchick — August 14, 2007 @ 7:54 pm |Reply

  4. so your saying you didnt boff your husbands brains out then?

    I said the moment was gone. I didn’t say it didn’t come back. 😉

    ~IL

    Comment by Sparky Duck — August 14, 2007 @ 10:33 pm |Reply


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