Interstellar Adventures

September 24, 2007

Put it back! Put it all back!

Filed under: It's Me, Lass — by InterstellarLass @ 6:07 pm

Oh this is horrible. Terrible. No good. Very bad. You had me. I was your whore. We . were close. Bonded. But now…

I know I’ve been neglectful lately. Hadn’t come to see you as often as I should. Perhaps you thought I’d strayed. Nay. You’d think absence makes the heart grow fonder. Not this time.

Why are you changing? Rearranging? Becoming Amazing? Hardly. Maybe a-maze-ing. I was happy with you the way you were. But now? Your shelves are strangely foreign. My shortcut to the condiment section? Cut off. I used to be able to zip through, grabbing items off shelves without even looking. Now I’m afraid. Your aisles are half-barren. Rearranged. Your signs have changed. It’s all so strange and confusing to my simple mind.

Tonight, I felt all swoony as I stood, staring at my bascart, confused as to which way to turn. What was I looking for now? My internal compass went all wonky. What was this strange place? Where were the familiar comforts? Maybe it was all just a bad dream. But I fear that this change is here to stay. If I had my say…

Please, Kroger. Put it back. Put it all back. End this renovation madness!


  1. Oooh no. Sometimes a bad renovation makes the good people go away. I used to be a Walmart shopper, until they renovated and squished the aisles together – that was it for me. It attracted all the riff-raff.

    I saved my receipts one year and spent over $12,000 there, too – I sent them all to management and asked if my opinion mattered to them, and it did not.

    Foo on what they think is best! 😛

    Comment by Leanne — September 25, 2007 @ 5:45 am |Reply

  2. It’s jarring when they rearrange things, isn’t it? Good luck getting un-lost.

    Comment by Gypsy — September 25, 2007 @ 9:13 am |Reply

  3. Ooooh, I hate when someone moves my cheese!

    Comment by abbynormal — September 26, 2007 @ 6:40 pm |Reply

  4. You’re awfully cute IL!! I was wondering if you were renovating your kitchen.

    Comment by carnealian — September 26, 2007 @ 7:33 pm |Reply

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