Interstellar Adventures

August 15, 2008

In Beijing it’s a stomach bug

Filed under: It's Me, Lass,Training — by InterstellarLass @ 10:35 am

Perhaps the Olympics inspired me. On Monday, I started boot camp. I wasn’t nervous, though it seems I should have been. I wasn’t too excited about our first ‘activity’. It seems there were some birthdays for some of the ladies in the class. So, at 5:30 on a Monday morning, there were 20-30 grown women running around a parking lot like crazy fiends, with balloons tied to our shoes, trying to ‘pop’ others’ balloons, while protecting ours from danger. This is not how we get me to participate in things – by starting off with goofy-ass games I mean.

Our workout was quickly interrupted by rain, so we moved from the parking lot to a semi-covered but partially flooded pavillion. The rest of the workout was typical I thought, and when I left, I felt that I hadn’t worked hard enough.

Oh silly me. By the time I got home, my muscles started to ache, and I could tell that I had put in enough effort. Way more effort than I should have probably. This was total head to toe pain. By the time I got to work, getting in and out of my chair was a workout itself.

On Tuesday, my phone alarm at 4:30 am brought a groan. Still sore and barely able to don my sports bra and tie my shoes without grimacing severely, I still made it to boot camp. I actually enjoyed that morning’s workout, even though they were called ‘suicides’. But at home, things quickly went from bad to worse. The pain in all my muscles was constant and throbbing. Not a good sign. By the time I made it to work, I knew I was going to come down sick. And, just as I predicted, that afternoon I started running a fever.

A visit to my chiro gave me brief respite. Bless the stim machine and hot pads. I continued to run a low-grade fever Tuesday night into Wednesday morning. I emailed in sick to the boot camp instructor and my project manager. I didn’t go to the doctor. After Nick made me take a cold bath, my fever broke, and I thought I was on my way to recovery. Then the throat started to hurt.

Wednesday night I tossed and turned on the couch, trying to stay away from Nick so my sickness didn’t spread around the house. My throat felt like I was choking down hot, spiked coals. I didn’t sleep well, and when I looked in the mirror, I looked like a puffer fish. OK, slight exaggeration, but that’s what it felt like anyway.

Thursday morning I called my Dr and got an appointment. The rapid strep test came back negative. On Monday the lab culture will come back to confirm the negative diagnosis. I shoveled four ibuprofen and some Mucinex D and headed to work. People looked at me warily, and I croaked around all afternoon.

Before I sat down to watch the hours and hours of Olympics coverage on my DVR, I shoveled another 4 ibuprofen and some Mucinex D. Then I tossed and turned on the couch, the hot, spikey coals having returned. We are talking excruciating pain when I swallow, from the bottom of my jaw, up to my ears, which feel like they are stuffed with cotton.

I’ve missed 3 days of boot camp, which wasn’t cheap. I’m sure the instructor thinks I’m a total flake, making excuses because I’m a pansy. I assure you this is not true. I haven’t been sick in years, and now I’ve got this strange, random throat issue. Ibuprofen dulls the pain and swelling to a bearable level, but I’m not getting any better. One of the ladies at work mentioned a throat virus that’s been going around, saying it last weeks, ebbing, then returning. I am not cool with this. I don’t have a couple of weeks to be sick. I have boot camp and the corporate challenge going on this next month or so, and I don’t have time to be sick!

So, for now, I’m probably going to OD myself on ibuprofen and Mucinex D, gargle warm salt water frequently, and pray that my mystery illness magically disappears. My one hope is that if I’m not better Monday, my boot camp instructor will let me move to the next session so I can recover and not lose my investment. I can bowl for the corporate team with a sore throat, but other events like kickball, the bike ride, run, swimming, etc. I can’t do while I’m down without making myself worse.

It’s days like today when I wish I had access to the Olympic physicians and trainers, and thankful I’m not being dope tested.


  1. Sounds like a bad case of “the crud” to me.

    Boot camp, eh? There was a women’s bootcamp that used to workout on saturday mornings at the track where I run, I wonder if it’s the same type of stuff. I do know that we did that pop-the-balloons-tied-to-shoes game once for a 4th grade party. About leveled the school! Fun times.

    Hope you’re feeling better.

    Comment by AbbyNormal — August 15, 2008 @ 4:05 pm |Reply

  2. Aw! Poor you! I have been slightly inspired to try running again. I said slightly. I haven’t gained weight but since I haven’t been walking or doing anything for that matter besides porch drinking, I’ve noticed the widening and sagging effect. I need to get my butt moving. But I love the couch. Hope you’re feeling better soon!

    Comment by carnealian — August 19, 2008 @ 11:58 am |Reply

  3. Ugh. That doesn’t sound fun at all, Lass. I sure hope you’re feeling some better by now.

    I was running the other night, about to wrap up my third lap when I thought about the Olympics and how I should push myself and do another lap or two. Then I convinced myself this was just my preliminary heat so I could take it easy.

    Comment by Bone — August 21, 2008 @ 10:43 am |Reply

  4. Poor babe…
    Move the Boot Camp to when you are better….
    Rest up….
    Keep up the fluids.

    Comment by Tori — August 29, 2008 @ 10:57 pm |Reply

  5. I think the exercise equipment in those large facillities makes us all sick. My husband gets sick every time he goes to the Y.

    Hope you’re back on track by now.

    Comment by raehan — September 3, 2008 @ 9:57 am |Reply

  6. ibuprofen is definitely the best OTC painkiller for me. It helps me a lot to deal with my muscular pain.’-‘

    Comment by Ayden Simmons — May 19, 2010 @ 8:26 pm |Reply

  7. ibuprofen is really effective in keeping the pain out.’–

    Comment by Paige Flores — July 22, 2010 @ 11:02 pm |Reply

  8. ibuprofen is one of the best pain killers with few side effects”`

    Comment by Zara Robertson — September 9, 2010 @ 8:41 am |Reply

  9. ibuprofen is a good pain reliever but i heard that this one have nasty side effects too ,’,

    Comment by Necklace Holder — December 16, 2010 @ 12:31 am |Reply

  10. The reality star got down and dirty in the Norfolk mud whilst being put through her paces at boot camp.

    Comment by Rhoda Fulton — February 10, 2013 @ 6:15 am |Reply

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